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Frequently Asked Questions
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.